"Do The Dew!" Douche Bag...
There are three things in the world today that scare the living shit out of me. They are as follows, in no particular order: 1) Terrorists This includes the actual terrorists themselves as well as their weapons of mass destruction. Mainly I'm terrified of Anthrax, Smallpox, Ricin, A.S.F.V. ( African Swine Fever Virus) and basically anything that can melt my friggin' face off. 2) Dick Clark (Post Stroke) I know this sounds terrible and believe me I have nothing but the utmost respect for Dick and the great legacy he will leave behind in the Music and Television industry. No one looked forward to watching Dick and his HUGE Ball drop on New Year's Eve more than I. But... the combination of Zombie Dick and the maniacal, Ryan Seacrest yucking it up with their uncomfortable banter is just plain creepy. It makes me think about my own mortality. Please leave me alone. 3) The Book: A Jigsaw Jones Mystery - The Case Of The Snowboarding Superstar Tonight my impressionable six year o...