All Aboard The Train To Bonerville…
There are two different types of people in this world. No, wait. That's not right. There are three different types of people in this world. Shit, hold up a sec. Ok, there are, as I see it, four different types of people in this crazy world we live in. Each and every one of us falls into one of these four categories. They register as follows: Type 1 A person who goes for a massage and leaves their underwear on. Type 2 A person who goes for a massage and wears no underwear. Type 3 A person who goes for a massage and leaves their underwear on but is completely comfortable lying both face up and face down. Type 4 A person, who goes for a massage, leaves their underwear on and refuses to lie face up. This person remains face down for the duration of the massage. Now, you are probably thinking to yourself, isn't there a Type 5? What about the person that goes for a massage and wears no underwear but remains face down for the duration of the massage? Well, wise ass, I've done the ...