She Slices, She Dices...
I first noticed it a few months ago. I was exercising one morning and as usual my oldest daughter was watching television and keeping me company. I wasn't paying attention to the television or anything in particular except not having a heart attack on the treadmill. My daughter turned to me and tried to get my attention. "Daddy." I tried to signal to her in between strides to give me a second to finish up. "DADDY!" She was very impatient. Something seriously important was on her tiny little mind. I smacked the emergency stop button and practically fell off the machine. Out-Numbered - "What is it sweetheart? What's the matter?" Six Year Old - "Do we have Vonage or Phone Service?" Out-Numbered - "Huh?" Six Year Old - "DO WE HAVE VONAGE OR PHONE SERVICE?" Out-Numbered - "Uh, I guess we have phone service... Why are you asking me that?" Six Year Old - "Because Vonage is much better than Phone Service."...