I'm Feeling Extremely Gay...
Lately I've been so fucking happy, that I'm finding it hard to contain myself. I'm feeling extremely *gay. *Gay: Having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. You know that move that the dude in that movie does? You know, the thing when he kind of jumps up and his legs are in the air and he taps his feet together? Well, I tried to do that today. It didn't work. As a matter of fact, I almost castrated myself with the tip of my umbrella but it felt really good to try it. The point is, I'm doing really well. Why all of a sudden? Thanks for asking. I'll tell you why. Because for the first time in my life, I want what I have. That's right. It's really pretty damn simple. I want what I have. I got everything I need. There's a million ways to slice it but the bottom line is, I'm grateful. I have a beautiful wife that loves me for who I am, no matter how fucked up that am is. ( That could possibly be the worst sentence ev...