Whose Kid Shit The Pool?
A couple of weeks ago, my family and I took an unbelievably beautiful trip out to Lake Tahoe. God's country. We stayed with our best friends and their parents. They have a time share at a very high end Resort and couldn't have been more gracious hosts. Aside from running around and taking in some of the most breathtaking landscapes this great country has to offer, we were also able to kick back and enjoy the pool at the hotel. Again, this is a pretty fancy joint. As a parent, I'm keenly attuned to my children's behavior when we're around other people; Especially other people at a fancy hotel, sitting poolside, eating grilled jumbo prawn and avocado salad, sipping Arnold Palmers and thinking about how birth control, might be the most ingenious invention since Ron Popeil spray-on hair. I do my part. With that being said, I wholly expect other parents to do their part. What happens if they don't uphold the unwritten law? WE ALL LOOK LIKE INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES...