Out-Numbered

My name is Jason Mayo and I am the Owner and Vice President of the blog Out-Numbered . Normally, I'm cursing a lot and making a complete fool out of myself ; so I totally understand if you don't trust me. But I'm asking you to listen for a second and listen hard. Today is your lucky day. In hard times like these, we don't often get a chance to capitalize on a good, honest bargain. Here's your chance. Today I'm giving you the opportunity to buy a children's book . It's a damn good book, if I don't say so myself. By buying the book today, you get FOUR things. That's right. FOUR THINGS. For the price of ONE. Here's the deal: 1 . When you buy the book, you get an awesome children's book that will make you and more importantly, your kids very happy. 2. It's Halloween pretty soon and there's a weird witch in the story, so you can check off a silly Halloween treat from your list of things to do. 3. It's a moral tale, so there...

They say Disney is the place where "Dreams Come True". Well it's also the place where smoking hot, young, out of work actresses, come to dress up in princess costumes and give creepy, almost middle aged dad's, inappropriate thoughts. Just sayin'. Don't judge me. Anyway... Let's play a game. Here's the photo: You create the caption. Top three captions will receive a signed copy of my soon to be available, children's book, "Do Witches Make Fishes?" All of the profits from the book are being donated to the Garden of Dreams Foundation . So that means I'm gonna dip into my pocket, in honor of you. That's good karma for both of us. Oh, and just to be fair, the top three captions will be selected by my good friend Tanis Miller, AKA, The Redneck Mommy . I haven't asked her yet because I'm a bad planner and extremely spontaneous. I also like putting her in awkward situations... Caption away and good luck! Do Witches Make Fishes? ...

Warning: Might Be Inappropriate For Those Who Are Offended By Graphic Discussion About Overweight, Hairy, Balding Middle Aged Men With Scars... A couple of months ago, another blogger asked me if I would participate in a project that would support a worthy cause . First I said, "sure!". Then I asked her, "what's the worthy cause?". She told me that it was The National Eating Disorders Association and it was to help promote a healthy body image, especially as it relates to teen girls. Wow. I had never really thought too much about that. When I think of charity, I think of starving kids or perhaps cancer. Heck, I just spent the last eight months of my life putting together a children's book for charity. There's a widget right on my blog to help raise money for The Garden of Dreams Foundation . But eating disorders? I just assumed that was a family thing. Wait, you dumbass. You have two daughters. You have a family. Who's gonna promote a healthy bo...