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Angles...

According to the Dictionary , the word Angle has many meanings: 1) To fish with a hook and line. 2) The figure formed by two lines diverging from a common point. 3) A devious method; a scheme. 4) A biased way of presenting something or looking at something. 5) A member of a Germanic people who conquered England and merged with the Saxons and Jutes to become Anglo-Saxons. Apparently there is one that I am unaware of... Yesterday morning Out-Numbered - Let's move it ladies. We're late. 7 Year Old - UGH! This is such a normal sound in my house that it barely phases me anymore. My wife and two daughters have completely coherent conversations between them, simply by changing the intonation of the sound, "UGH". I'm sure this is not dissimilar to the dialect that originated from our neanderthal cousins. I digress. Out-Numbered - Now what's wrong? 7 Year Old - I hate my hair. Out-Numbered - What's wrong with your hair? 7 Year Old - It's ...