Dr. Seuss Slipped A Disc...
So I've had really bad back problems for the last 6 months with no relief. Surgery hasn't helped and I feel pretty lost. I can't quite describe how painfully frustrating it has been for me. So I figured I'd let Dr. Seuss take a stab at it. There once was a Chap who was perfectly fine. He steered clear of all trouble almost all of the time. But he found himself stuck in a floopidy flam and his back couldn't handle all the plans that he planned. He was helping a person bail out of a flood but instead he wound up on the ground with a thud! The pain that he felt made his eyeballs see white as he squirmed on the floor without much of a fight. He winced and he moaned and he whined until dawn, still his body resembled the shape of a prawn. He went to see doctors and surgeons and flipples and a Peabody Poobear who would cut off his nipples. So he spoke to the Poobear who would cut off his nipples and he begged it to help him in exchange for some ...