Out-Numbered

Roast Chicken and Brussel Sprouts fuel my toxicity. I am silent. I am deadly. You can do nothing to stop me. I will find you. You will not see me coming. By the time you realize I was in your midst, I will already be gone. I do not know how to show mercy. I feel nothing. I will devastate the world around you. You will be left in ruins. I am... The Ass Ninja. 6:18pm - Sunday Evening I eat Roast Chicken and Brussel Sprouts. I leave the skin on. I chew the bone. I eat half the bird. I drink Diet Coke. 7:02pm - Clean Up Time I clean up the kitchen. I sneak one more piece of Roast Chicken. Dark Meat. More skin. Two more Brussel Sprouts. My stomach rumbles. Hsssssssssssss 7:15pm - Bath Time You finish up with the youngest and take her to her room. You leave the oldest in the shower alone. She is vulnerable. My first victim. 7:16pm - Engage First Target I enter the bathroom. The air is heavy. It is dense and humid. The perfect conditions. I creep up slowly, like an Ass Ninja dressed in black...