Hairapalooza...
Hair hair everywhere Don't look now! It's right in there. It's in the sink, it's on the floor It's in my bed, it's on the door. Where it comes from I don't know. It comes in bunches IT'S ON MY TOE! My wife and kids Don't seem to care. I'll bet it's in their underwear. I pick it up when no one's looking Sometimes when my wife is cooking. If I don't clean it, no one will. And soon the hair my house will fill. It sticks to everything it touches It seems to like the hairy brushes. It's slowly driving me insane It's clogging every bathroom drain. I wish my wife and kids would try To keep their hair in short supply. You'd think we have a little pup. It's plain and simple, sweep it up It must be them that shed this hair For I don't have that much to spare. It's on my butt and on my chest I'm like an ape I must confess. It's not a zoo or barber shop It's not a barn with pigs and slop. I'm very close to ...