Ass Wipe...
I'm pretty sure my best friend's Mom taught me how to wipe my ass. As a matter of fact, I'm almost positive. The only thing that seems a bit odd, is that I met my best friend when I was 7. 7 years old seems a bit late in the game to first start learning how to wipe your own ass. No? But I can't for the life of me remember otherwise. I still have a very vivid recollection of being trapped on the toilet in their house, embarrassed to ask for help. I remember yelling toward the half open door; "Can someone please wipe me?" Man, what a fucking loser I was. Contrary to the beliefs of some that are close to me, I have indeed come a long way. Since that day, I have asked for many a different thing but never again have I asked another human being to wipe my buttocks. My oldest daughter is going in to the 4th grade. She's been wiping her own ass for quite some time. I'm very proud of her. However, my little one will be starting Kindergarten in the fall and she...