I'm Flying! I'm Stupid! YAY!
OK. So I'm on a plane and I'm blogging. One of my secret guilty pleasures, is perusing Delta Sky Mall magazine. If you are not familiar with Sky Mall, it is an in-flight magazine that is sort of like the print version of QVC. The products are so insane that apparently only people who are very high up in the sky are permitted to read it. Here are three of my favorites from the Summer 2011 installment and please forgive the shitty picture quality. I'm blogging from a big, steel bird in the sky. 1. Very tired man sleeping on very huge pillow on a plane: or as they call it: "SKY REST" $29.95 The description says, "The miraculous, wedge-shaped travel pillow makes even the most uncomfortable spots downright pleasant." You've got to be kidding me. My neck hurts from just looking at the picture. It's also a God damn fire hazard. I'm guessing you need to be really drunk to appreciate it or maybe just a mental patient. I'm pretty sure Delta would a...