I Suck At Guitar...
I started playing guitar when I was 12. I started taking lessons when I was 13. It might have been one of my first acts of manhood post Bar-Mitzvah. I played in my first talent show when I was 14 with my band Black Diamond. I was the rhythm guitarist. Kind of like Paul Stanley without pubes. I continued on with my lessons until I was 15 years old. By this point I had two electric guitars. I never learned how to read music. I never learned how to play more than 10 chords (being generous). I never practiced until the night before my lesson. The only reason I took up guitar lessons, is because I thought it would help me get chicks. I didn't even have pubes. Why would I have wanted to get chicks if I didn't have pubes? I am now 39 years old. I have two electric guitars, one acoustic guitar, a travel guitar, two amplifiers, a microphone (with stand), an electric keyboard, two harmonicas and a beautiful piano. I can't play more than 3 chords on the piano and I still suck shit bal...