I Am Lactose Intolerant...
Speeding North on Route 1, heading back to our hotel in a panic. Wife - "Slow down. You're gonna get us killed." Out-Numbered - "I can't. If I don't get to a bathroom in less than a minute, I'm gonna shit my pants." Wife - "Why do you eat Pizza and Ice Cream if you know it's going to make you sick?" Out-Numbered - "Because I'm a moron. Can you please not give me shit right now. I can't talk." Pulling up to the Hotel, we notice 4 Fire Trucks and a Police car parked in front. Something's going on... Out-Numbered - "Roll down your window and see if we can go in. QUICKLY!" Wife - "OK. Jeez." Rolling down the car window Wife - "Officer, is everything OK? Can we go inside?" Police Officer - "Yes Maam. Everything is fine. Just a blown transformer across the street." Wife - "Great. Thank you." Rolling up the car window. Wife - "He said everything is fine. Jus...