Who The Hell Am I?
When she met me I had a Mohawk. Now... I have hair on my shoulders. When she met me I was playing hockey. Now... I am speed walking on the treadmill. When she met me I was listening to Heavy Metal on my turntable. Now... I'm listening to Hannah Montana in my Mini Van. When she met me I was taking Hallucinogenic mushrooms. Now... I'm taking Prilosec . When she met me I was sexy. Now... I'm sexless. When she met me I owned a black light. Now... I own a night light. When she met me I drank beer from a funnel. Now... I add Metamucil to my orange juice. When she met me I watched Monster movies. Now... I watch Monsters Inc. When she met me I didn't lift the seat when I peed. Now... I just sit down. When she met me I was getting into fights. Now... I can't get out of them. When she met me I knew nothing about the opposite sex. Now... I know way too much. When she met me I thought I was going to change the world. Now... I'm changing diapers. When she met me I had dream...