Turn On Your Jew Light...
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a dilemma on our hands and something must be done. Last week after school. 3 Year Old - "Daddy, am I a nice girl?" Out-Numbered - "Of course baby. You are the nicest little girl I know." 3 Year Old - "I'm not naughty?" Out-Numbered - " Nooooo . You are a very good girl." 3 Year Old - "Then why won't Santa come to my house?" Out-Numbered - "Huh?" Wife - "They told her at school that if she's a good girl, then Santa will come to her house and bring her presents." 3 Year Old - "But I'm not naughty" My daughter begins to cry... Out-Numbered - "Oh Shit." Wife - "Exactly. When I told her that Santa doesn't come to our house, she started hysterical crying. Now she thinks she's been naughty." Out-Numbered - "Did you explain to her that we're Jewish?" Wife - "She's 3." Out-Numbered - "So?" Wife...