I Have 40 Year Old Balls...
My balls turned 40 today. In the days leading up to my birthday, people have been asking me this question; “how does it feel to be turning 40?” That’s a pretty hard question to answer truthfully. I know it’s kind of a rhetorical one. Taking in to account our inherent selfish nature as human beings, I’m almost positive that nobody actually gives a flying fuckazoo how I feel about turning 40. I know I certainly don’t. I feel the same as I did when I turned 39. Years are not always the best way to gauge how a person feels. When you ask a person how they feel about turning a year older, you need to clarify whether you’re inquiring about how they feel physically or mentally. Physically, I feel 60 years old. I know there are plenty of 60 year-old gentlemen out there that say they feel 40. I call bullshit. I don’t understand if that’s supposed to mean that they feel young or just younger than 60. That never makes any sense to me personally, because if I feel 60 at the a...