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OK. I'll make this quick, so I can get back to embarrassing myself on the interwebz. Thanks to all of you sick bastards and bastardettes that participated in the "Do Witches Make Fishes?" , signed book give away. I almost pooped myself reading this stuff. Unfortunately there can only be three winners this time around but fear not, there will be other opportunities to engage in penned debauchery and mayhem. Lastly, thanks to my silly Canadian friend and good sport, Tanis, from The Redneck Mommy for selecting the winning comments. I love you and all of your crazy Canuck antics! If you haven't already, please check out her blog. This post is one of my favorites: The Tale Of Blue Thunder Without any further adieu; here are the chosen ones... The Panic Room "So... Which one of you would like to discuss a Happy Ending?" Lynn From For Love Or Funny "Polygamy, Disney style!" Karengreeners "Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and the eighth dwarf - G...

They say Disney is the place where "Dreams Come True". Well it's also the place where smoking hot, young, out of work actresses, come to dress up in princess costumes and give creepy, almost middle aged dad's, inappropriate thoughts. Just sayin'. Don't judge me. Anyway... Let's play a game. Here's the photo: You create the caption. Top three captions will receive a signed copy of my soon to be available, children's book, "Do Witches Make Fishes?" All of the profits from the book are being donated to the Garden of Dreams Foundation . So that means I'm gonna dip into my pocket, in honor of you. That's good karma for both of us. Oh, and just to be fair, the top three captions will be selected by my good friend Tanis Miller, AKA, The Redneck Mommy . I haven't asked her yet because I'm a bad planner and extremely spontaneous. I also like putting her in awkward situations... Caption away and good luck! Do Witches Make Fishes? ...