You Wanna Do It?
The evening prior to our departure for vacation. My Wife and I talk in bed... Out-Numbered - Are you excited for tomorrow? Wife - Totally. Are you? Out-Numbered - Absolutely. I just feel like I still have a shit load of stuff to get done. Wife - Like what? We've packed everything. Out-Numbered - I still have to cut my toenails. I think I actually ripped a hole in my sock today. Wife - That's pleasant. Out-Numbered - Remember, I need your help either tonight or in the morning before we leave. Wife - Help with what? Out-Numbered - I need you to shave my shoulders and my back. Wife - Come on. You're a guy. You're allowed to have a little hair. Out-Numbered - No way. It's fucking disgusting. You said you would do it. Wife - Fine. Let's do it now. I don't want to miss our flight because I was shaving your back. Out-Numbered - Thank you. Wife - Get in the shower. I'll be right there. Out-Numbered - Did you just fart? Wife - I can't help it....