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The Meaning Of Hate Is...

First of all, Happy New Year. Moving on... As an adult, I've been blessed with a full life.  By full, I mean rich with experiences. The blessing part is made up of tons of micro experiences and emotions that we get from the learning part that comes with those experiences. Stay with me. We humans like to call this wisdom. Some are wiser than others. I'd like to think I'm somewhere in the middle. This wisdom we acquire enables us to make choices. Choices that are grounded in reason. What I'm trying to say is... MY KIDS DON'T KNOW SHIT!  They don't know shit about anything because they don't yet have the ability to reason, that comes from the wisdom, which stems from the learning that is acquired from the experiences that you get when you are blessed with a full life. It's seems as though every time my kids don't get what they want, their response to me is, "I HATE YOU!". Now this would be...

The Ugliest Shirt In The World...

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So my daughter knows how much I like Spiderman and she just had to surprise me with this playful little number. Very thoughtful indeed. Unfortunately it's impossible to fully appreciate the finer intricacies of this classic piece of apparel via the Internet but I can assure you it is fabulous! You don't have to be a Garmento to notice the luscious faux silk, effortlessly clinging to my 175 lb frame. The perfect blend of 98% rayon and 2% satin allows the shirt to breathe while still accenting the natural contours of the male torso. The material is so delicate that you can actually see tiny little chest hairs peeking ever so slightly through the fabric. That my friends, is sexy. The print itself is a classic throwback to the carefree days of 1960's comic book art. This particular "not so" limited issue is only available at your local Target, with only 3,000,000 shirts made. What I find most enticing is how deeply the visuals wind up tugging at your fashion "hea...