What You Talkin' Bout Willis?
I've said before, that talking to your kids, guarantees you at least one smile per conversation. Now that's an ROI you can take to the bank. If you don't agree, than you either don't have kids or you're just a shitty parent. It's also possible that you're a boring son of a bitch. One of my favorite things in life, is having an in depth chat with my 2 1/2 year old daughter. Kids are so curious at that age. They also don't have any concept of boundaries or appropriateness. Here's our most recent exchange: In the bathroom with my 2 1/2 year old daughter. I'm taking a piss. She is standing right behind me. Her head is poking through my legs, as if she were standing underneath a (very small) waterfall. Kid : Daddy? Me : Yes munchkin. Kid : Why do you make peeps standing up? Me : Because boys make pee pee standing up and girls make pee pee sitting down. (Kind of a white lie. I'm a huge fan of the sitting piss. I've been doing it since I saw Jac...