Out-Numbered

Not that I needed any more reasons to hate Ms. Crosby... Either way, if you're interested in seeing what happens to a person that can't keep his stupid mouth shut, click on the link below and witness the horror. I lost a bet to my Canadian friend Tanis. The Redneck Mommy There's always the Summer Olympics. Double or nothing? Out-Numbered by Canucks I tell ya.

This just in...

I love Canada. I love their beer. I love their crazy policemen, that dress like the Nutcracker. I even love Martin Short. But today is different. Today I must distance myself. I must channel everything that is evil about Canada in order to vilify them in my mind. I must think of Celine Deon and how she makes me want to rip my own face off. I must think of Avril Lavigne and how she makes me want to rip Celine Deon's face off. I will burn my Corey Haim DVD collection. I will throw away my Elvis Stojko autographed figure skates. I will shatter my Rush Albums. Well, maybe not the Rush Albums. They're awesome. Be afraid Canada. Be very afraid... GO U S A !!!