Routines...
I have a routine in the morning. Following this routine works for me. It makes me happy. It goes something like this... I wake up at 6:00am and snooze for 10 minutes. This is when my wife and I get to spend time together. We are sleeping but we spend time together nonetheless. At 6:09 my Dream Machine scares the living shit out of me and I scurry out of bed like a rodent. I pee sitting down because I am part woman. I put on my smelly shorts and my socks from yesterday (Because I care about the environment) and walk downstairs. I make myself a glass of strawberry Muscle Milk Light because I think it will help me get bigger muscles. It pretty much just gives me Diarrhea. I walk into my home gym and turn on the local news. I don't care about the news but the anchor woman is MILFY. Depending on the day, I either run 3 miles or lift weights. Either way, I look like a douche because I am hairy and never get bigger, stronger or faster. I feel it is a waste of time but if I don't exerc...