I've Got An Axe To Grind...
Everyone knows that the world will one day be overrun by flesh eating zombies. That much is true. How will you survive? Are you prepared? Will you be able to protect your family? I am worried about my family's chances against a ravenous hoard of ghouls. We are not an organized bunch. We argue a lot. We don't exercise much. We are the opposite of resourceful. My kids get distracted easily and they don't listen. As a bunch, we are an easy target. We are as good as zombie meat, served rare. I need to get my clan into shape or we're most certainly goners. I hope there's enough time... It is Sunday morning. I am in the kitchen making pancakes with my seven year old daughter. My wife is arguing with my mother in law on the phone about nothing. My three year old sits on the top of our living room sofa. She stares out the window watching the cars go by. It's a day just like any other day... Out-Numbered - Be careful with the eggs. I don't want them all over the c...