She's Turning...
Daycare turned my oldest daughter into an asshole. Not a total asshole. Just a part time asshole. It's hard to know for sure when the transformation happened but I'm pretty positive this is a fact. I'm not making an accusation of any kind. In fact, I don't really give a crap. What's done is done. Because I was a first time parent, I wasn't fully aware of the signs. I blamed most of her "behavioral patterns" on Hannah Montana and Candy. To me the transformation seemed logical. Before I had daughters, I never knew what it was like to live with women. Sure, I live with my wife but that's different. Living with your wife is like, partly cloudy with a chance of scattered showers. Living with your wife and two daughters is like, watch out for the fucking tsunami, with a chance of sun. The point is and I know I'm gonna get shit for this but I kind of expected my daughter to turn into a little bit of a bitch at some point. This is what Fathers of Daugh