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Ok so this isn't a real post but a plea. If you enjoy reading Out-Numbered, why not scroll down a tad and on the left hand side, click "Follow this blog". Show the world how much you love to be entertained and educated by my musings. Also, don't be shy. Leave a comment if the posting gets you going... But if you're like me and you're lazy, you can check one of the "Reaction" boxes and give your feedback in a much simpler, slothier way. Let's turn this into an open forum where we can share advice, stories and experiences about our pain in the ass kids. Or any one's kids for that matter. I appreciate you and your loyal readership. Man, that sounds stupid. Oh well. Rock on! - Jay

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  1. Out-NumberedNovember 23, 2008 at 7:43 AM

    wow. I'm posting about my own posting about postings. How incredibly lame. Why don't you try it?

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  2. jeffreycmayoNovember 23, 2008 at 8:14 AM

    Jason does a great job and I thoroughly look forward and enjoy is weekly writings. Keep up the good work. I'm very proud of you and your family of women. Love from Pop.

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  3. Out-NumberedNovember 23, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    i love you and can't wait to hear about our family this week!

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  4. AnonymousDecember 8, 2008 at 7:20 PM

    I’m enjoying very much reading Jason’s outnumbered blogs. It gives me a very good insight into his feelings and ways of dealing with all kinds of situations. I always knew you were smart, but now I see you also have a wonderful sense of humor.. Continue writing. It is good for you. It gives you a way to express yourself and get rid of anger, frustration, etc. I am very proud of you!

    Grandma Nina

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  5. AnonymousDecember 12, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    Followed your blog because I like reading your blog 'outnumbered' Some how I feel it.

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