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Be careful when you piss on big sister's parade. You're flirting with disaster. You have to admire the tenacity of a younger sister though. It's not an easy life. Even after she gets the snot beaten out of her she keeps her composure. The true sign of a warrior. I can smell a good cat fight from a mile away... MEOW!

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  1. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Ha. that's funny but hats off to the little one. The show must go on.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    Cute video. Little one is tough! Watch out for her...

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  3. UnknownMarch 17, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Reminds me so much of two girls at about that same age; the older one was always trying to put something off on the younger one... but the younger and smaller one prevailed!

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  4. PeggyMarch 17, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Tenacious...good for her! Super cute video!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    I am crying I am laughing so hard !! Love them !!

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  6. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    your daughters are beautiful......having lived through the same,it only gets better when they come home from college....

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  7. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    i was having bad visions of the glass top cocktail table coming into play.
    By the way, when are the next American Idol tryouts?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    My kid took a much worse whoopin' from your daughter. I have pics of her on top of him pounding away. Blog that!

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  9. MsAnybodyMarch 17, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    OMG, how adorable is that!! You are blessed Jason Mayo, and BTW I have been secretly reading and enjoying this blog for awhile now!

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  10. Otter ThomasMarch 17, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Little sister is enjoying that way too much. Very funny.

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  11. Lagean EllisMarch 17, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    How cute!

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  12. AnonymousMarch 17, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    i love how my ruby was shakin it at the end!!!

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  13. George PolleyMarch 17, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Hey, ain't now way messin' with her.

    Toasty

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  14. lauraMarch 17, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    waaay to funny!! :) your kids are beautiful!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 18, 2009 at 12:22 AM

    Dude, that is HILARIOUS! Took a lickin' and kept on singing. Get her on American Idol immediately!

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  16. UnknownMarch 18, 2009 at 2:41 PM

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    Daily Gif Blog

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  17. AnonymousMarch 18, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    Cute video. They might be embarrassed when they're older, but they'll also have a laugh. I'm glad my parents don't know how to upload old video of me and my siblings to the web!

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  18. EdenSkyMarch 18, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Ha! The little one does a victory dance at the end just to rub it in, that's fantastic.

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  19. Amy WMarch 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    That is EXACTLY like life in MY house!!! Only with boys! And one of them is singing Row, Row, ROw Your Boat, while the other is singing DIrty Little Secret and pounding on the little one with a shoe.

    I really need to get that on tape! ;)

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  20. UnknownMarch 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Amazing how the little ones always manage to survive! lol! Great video!

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  21. joeyandaleetheaMarch 22, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Ha!! Way funny. Such sweet girls. LOL And I love how little sister didn't seem to mind the beat down, because the torment was worth it. Speaking as a little sister...it's always worth it. :D

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