Blog On The Rocks...

Japanese people aren't the only ones who are awesome at Karaoke. Jewish people tend to rock out every so often as well. If you are even a tad curious, have a look at how the other half gets it done. You can either live vicariously through me or you can get your lazy ass motivated and swing by The Karaoke Channel - The Ultimate Karaoke Experience.

Without further adieu...

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  1. PJ MullenJuly 5, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    *zippo lighter out*

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  2. CareyJuly 5, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    It wasn't so much the song that moved me... It was the glorious arm hair {wipes away a tear}. Beautiful!

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  3. RodneyJuly 5, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    I didn't find your beard any more distracting than Neil's frozen expression last night during his 4th of July concert. In fact, I found it refreshing.

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  4. SurprisedMomJuly 6, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    I don't think the Karaoke Channel would be this much fun. I don't their subtitles would be as funny. Your arms are fine, as is your beard. Nothing distracting there. I like your blog and I think it goes a lot of places.

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  5. Lynn KellanJuly 6, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    I was about to call 911 when you held that note for, like, 10 seconds. Impressive. And you were in tune! I see American Idol in your future.

    Of course, then you'll be outnumbered by all those blasted youngsters on stage. I'll vote for you.

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  6. UnknownJuly 6, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    May be a bit long in the tooth for American Idol but not bad...

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  7. ronnibunny72July 6, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    i am a fan of you!

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  8. NYCity MamaJuly 6, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    LMAO!! I can't wait for the challenge...i don't have all the equipment at home like some ...ahem...just say when...it's on! I got my crew ready to cheer for me.

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  9. Veep VeepJuly 6, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Loves it! And now I totally cant wait to see you and Carol rock out at Iggy's. But my money is on my girl, Carol. Sorry.

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  10. Melissa P.July 6, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    LMAO2!! There are no words!!

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  11. EdieJuly 6, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Get rid of the shit on your chin, you have enough hair on your arms! Seriously, I can't even believe I watched that in it's entirety. But you know you rocked it :)

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  12. AnonymousJuly 6, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Too hot!

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  13. mamadearestJuly 6, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I will never have sex again. Thanks.

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  14. jayslilsisJuly 6, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    nice dude.

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  15. Just Add WalterJuly 6, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    ROFL! that was great!!

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  16. JaysDadJuly 6, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Maybe I'm prejudiced being Jay's Dad but that has got to be in the "Top 3" of the funniest things I've ever seen. This was hysterical, especially the "subtitles". It ranks right up there with the time your brother and I karioked in a sound booth to the Whitney Houston song, You Light Up My Life, and while listening to the tape I had to pull over to side of the road in Hershey, PA cuz I almost peed in my pants while Michael was on the floor in the front of the car laughing. The other time was the movie your sister took of us while we were being stalked by Michael going for our gonads. Classic, man...CLASSIC! Keep up the good work. Love, Dad.

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  17. Caren G.July 6, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    I am crying !! That was awesome !!!

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  18. JenniferJuly 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    You've outdone yourself here! I was literally laughing out loud at the subtitles... and, surprisingly, your singing wasn't that bad! ;-)
    Thanks for the Monday morning hearty laugh.

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  19. ScottJuly 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Dude, hack the hair on your chin. Other than that, this was hysterical.

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  20. Tyler - Building CamelotJuly 6, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    The people sitting next to me @ work are wondering why I'm laughing my ass off. That was great. Where can I get my hands on one of those bunny blanket?

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  21. whatnowdadJuly 6, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    That shit was sweet! Do you take requests, becuase I bet you can do a mean version of Copacabana!

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  22. AnonymousJuly 6, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    What the fuck is on your chin?

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  23. Baby Seil BlogJuly 6, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    You going for the reverse skunk with that shit on your chin?

    Either way, well done. Beyond insane, but well done!

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  24. AnonymousJuly 7, 2009 at 2:23 AM

    sounds good, looks nuts but only Jeff,s son can have the blankie. need to get one

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  25. Out-NumberedJuly 7, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    The people have spoken. I am shaving the skunk this morning. I hope I don't lose my Mojo.

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  26. JaysDadJuly 7, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Unlike Samson, you will never lose your MoJo cuz...your Jeff's son!

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  27. WIDNEY WOMANJuly 8, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Okay, from the top:

    1. Yes the chin hair is distracting. I imagine that is a pitfall of owning your own business - no one to tell you no.

    2. Yes, you can shave your arm hair. Ask ragamuffinsoul.com how he does it. He's also on Twitter at: @loswhit You should follow him. He adopted a boy from Korea to stop being outnumbered. And he's one of the cool kids.

    3. Get nipple rings. They always poke out just a bit and, like a women's chest, make it hard for people to just look you in the eye. This will work well if you decide to grow your skunk again.

    4. I thought you looked very manly in the wife beater.

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  28. EdieJuly 8, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    I hope you are happy...this damn song has been in my head ever since I viewed your video. I think you put in some type of subliminal trigger like taking a drink of water that makes Neil Diamond jump into my brain and start whining. Please release me from this hell, I beg of you!

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  29. BellaDaddyJuly 8, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

    Man oh man, u talk about ME being brave? That was frikkin AWESOME!

    Played it over and over and over and Bella asked...Who's Dat Daddy? Why it's my buddy, who's always "Out-Numbered"...

    And I aint afraid to say it...you r one hot Pop!

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  30. DeborahJuly 9, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    Nothing like watching a member of the tribe whose arms rival Esau's rock out to Neil Diamond first thing in the morning. My poor children will now have to suffer my reinactment for the rest of the day...reinactment of the song-not the arm hair.

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  31. Plastic MancunianJuly 9, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    I tell you what mate, that was bloody hilarious. First you have the balls to sing a Neil Diamond song (why not choose something like Guns'n'Roses?) and then you publish it for the world to see.

    I think I may be tempted to show myself playing Guitar Hero 3 Metallica now.

    Wait a bloody minute!!! Look what you've made me consider doing? I almost lost my head for a minute. What was I thinking? That way madness lies.

    And yes - the creature on your chin has to go!

    BTW were you miming?

    :-)

    Cheers

    PM

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  32. Barbara EhrentreuJuly 9, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Hey, thanks for the smile.:) Please, please get rid of that thing hanging down from your chin! It makes you look like a billy goat or someone who should be living on a farm in Appalachia - not that those are not good people, but really? Jewish men should have a substantial beard - not that pathetic mess.:)

    The singing is great, though, but I was so distracted by the beard that I couldn't really concentrate. No amount of wind or dry ice would have changed that! Also, it is a little pathetic sitting there on your own sofa with a bunny blanket behind you singing Neil Diamond in an empty living room.:) I mean blogging is a very solitary pursuit, isn't it? You put it out there, but you don't know who is reading. If no one comments did anyone see it after all?

    But all that said, this was very courageous and a great diversion.:) I'm on Twitter. Catch me at: barbehr. Also anyone who wants to have a change of pace from here:
    http://barbaraehrentreu.blogspot.com/

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  33. My Bottle's Up!July 9, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    are you fucking kidding me?!?!? that was INCREDIBLE!!!!

    ps- there are bunny rabbits on the blanket that is on your couch.

    pps- braid that shit on your chin and add beads.

    ppps- is that a sweat band on your wrist?

    YOU'RE AMAZING.

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  34. SollfireJuly 10, 2009 at 10:14 AM

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  35. EdenSkyJuly 12, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    Hmm, I thought you had to cut the sleeves off to make it a wife beater.

    Aside from that...you're a good singer! and funny! and too good looking to allow that creature to nest on your face any longer.

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  36. AnonymousJuly 14, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    I'm very surprised by your performance. Quite honestly, didn't think you would be good. But that was a pretty solid performance ! I checked out the karaoke channel online site, it's lots of fun!Not quite ready to share my performance though with the public .. :s

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  37. ..........................FPJuly 20, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    The Japanese bought the idea from a Filipino inventor. Oh well, another invention that we gave away for a measly fee like that piece of light fixture called the fluorescent light. Thanks a lot GE. Check out my blog for art frauds.

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  38. ..........................FPJuly 20, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    Here's the URL http://artvoyeurph.blogspot.com/

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  39. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    If you're into karaoke then you should check out http://www.karaokeplay.com for free online karaoke

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