Fun With Food...

In my opinion, there is nothing funnier than turning an ordinary plate of food into a giant penis.

Next time you're at a friends BBQ or even out at your local Outback Steakhouse, try and rearrange whatever you have on your plate and turn it into a big schlong.

Always gets a laugh and makes eating really fun for the whole family.

This also happens to be reason #437 of why my wife thinks I'm an idiot.

Spreading joy one potato at a time. That's my calling. No time to be Out-Numbered when you're a joy spreader...

What?

Comments

  1. Formerly known as FrauSeptember 20, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Oh my god you are a nut!

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  2. EdenSkySeptember 20, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    I'm not sure this qualifies as a "giant" penis. Next time get one of those footlong hotdogs, or a sausage or something.
    p.s. my kid thinks it looks like a rocket ship, so score one for innocence!

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  3. LisaSeptember 20, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    Oh, that is some fun eating. I am wondering what Freud would say about Jason.....hmmmm *am scribbling notes in my notebook to analyze on the net later. By the way if you like food and penis humor, this one is for you....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsYO0ZAfKE

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  4. Plastic MancunianSeptember 20, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Hmm - a bit worried about the green goo behind ...

    :0)

    Cheers

    PM

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  5. ronnibunny72September 20, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    you were not this sick when i met u almost 17 years ago...

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  6. JaysDadSeptember 20, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    Only a Mayo would think this was a Giant Penis. Sad!

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    I have to say, I can very much appreciate the likeness of any food item to a penis. Although it's not "hard" to do, it does take a bit of creativity for some items. There's nothing wrong with a little artistic expression!!!

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  8. ZoeySeptember 21, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    You're wife is right (if you listen to me) or you are (if you listen to my husband). This is just the sort of thing to tickle his fancy.

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  9. Sarah, Goon Squad SarahSeptember 21, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    It makes me laugh.

    But I have a reputation for having the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

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  10. Opinionated GiftsSeptember 21, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    Now if you have a tossed salad with that, you've got a whole meal going.

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  11. ChrisSeptember 21, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    In this case it would appear that not only are you Out-Numbered, you're also Out-Measured.

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  12. Out-NumberedSeptember 21, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    @Chris@Maugeritaville and @Opinionated Gifts: Nice ones. I guess I've set myself up on a lot of these. Keep em' "cumming". Just creeped myself out a little...

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  13. Caren G.September 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Ronnibunny - post of pic of what he looked like on the evening you met him, and let his public decide ..... LOL !!!

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  14. ClementineSeptember 21, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    You eat a lot of meat in one sitting -- hot dogs and meatballs?

    Meh, not your best.

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  15. mamadearestSeptember 21, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Did your wife sigh wishfully looking at this plate?

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  16. MikeSeptember 21, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    That hot dog looks really good.

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  17. Coach JSeptember 21, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    Oh my God... I just about lost it when I saw the picture. I must admit, as a woman I don't quite get the whole penis fascination thing, but that picture... I'm holding in the guffaws. Thanks.

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  18. @marymacSeptember 22, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    You are just nuts. Wait...

    (also: thanks for stoppin by my blog shitstorm yesterday and leaving a not-mean comment!)

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  19. MartieSeptember 23, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Didn't your Mom tell you to not play with your food? Funny. But in a 7th grade way. Luckily, I find 7th grade boy humor funny (my husband acts like a 7th grader too, sometimes).

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  20. Otter ThomasSeptember 23, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Art at its best. Nicely done.

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  21. BellaDaddySeptember 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    hungry?

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  22. dobermanmomSeptember 23, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    too funny!

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  23. Jobs Online @ bigjobsboard.comSeptember 23, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    Funny! This is crazy...I think there are other ways to enjoy meals. Not like this one. Hahahhaha...But I guess that's humor there because you caught my attention and I was laughing about it. Thanks for sharing it.

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  24. Whitney-Anne BakerSeptember 24, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    when you are grown-up (?) you get to play with your food. I agree that the green stuff is a bit worrying!!!! Something you should see yr doctor about?

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  25. WIDNEY WOMANSeptember 26, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    Classy. Oh so classy.

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