100 Things I Am Thankful For...

1. My Wife
2. My Kids
3. My Mom
4. My Grandma
5. My Dad and Step-Mom
6. My In-Laws
7. My Brother and his family
8. My Sister
9. My Uncle
10. All of my cousins and my extended family.
11. My Friends
12. Public Restrooms
13. Cutis Sliwa and The Guardian Angels
14. My Armenian Barber
15. Lactaid Milk
16. Zombie Movies
17. Tube socks with the stripes on top.
18. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
19. Monster Energy Drink (The blue one)
20. My Co-Workers
21. Gefilte Fish
22. SARNA Sensitive Anti-Itch Cream
23. Kaopectate
24. Baby Benadryl
25. Country Pork Ribs


















26. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
27. Steamers
28. Beer
29. Tanis Miller
30. People uglier than me.
31. Women Train Conductors
32. Boobs
33. Hydrocodone
34. Comments on my blog
35. Hair Sculpting Cream
36. Alec Baldwin
37. Hockey
38. Black light Posters
39. Captain America
40. The Ass of the Turkey.
41. Psychologists
42. Multiple choice
43. Vaginas
44. IPods
45. The Backstreet Boys
46. Nick
47. Brian
48. Kevin
49. A.J.
50. Howie















51. Backstreet’s Back (2nd International Studio Album)
52. Millennium (3rd International Studio Album)
53. Black & Blue (4th International Studio Album)
54. Never Gone (5th International Studio Album)
55. Unbreakable (6th International Studio Album – Not so much)
56. Manowar
57. My Peter Gabriel, Painted Denim Jacket
58. Grey Goose
59. Grey Geese
60. Emoticons
61. Willem Dafoe
62. Penny Loafers and / or Tube Tops
63. Papaya King
64. Lox
65. Boners (My boners)
66. Maine
67. D Minor chord
68. Activision’s Kaboom (For Atari)
69. Activision’s Stampede (For Atari)
70. Boxing Gloves
71. Smurf Figures
72. Jo from Facts of Life
73. John Ritter
74. Honeycombs
75. Open toe sandals



















76. 70’s bush
77. Clowns
78. WPIX's Pix TV Game
79. Guesshermuff.blogspot.com
80. Kris at DaVinci Tattoo
81. Hash browns
82. Neil Diamond’s Mother
83. My first hand job (See #65)
84. Baskin Robins (All 31 Flavors)
85. My last hand job (See #1)
86. The guy who first said, “It’s not my yob.”
87. Fist bumps
88. Natalie Portman
89. French accents
90. Captain James T. Kirk
91. Crest White strips
92. Bacon cheeseburgers
93. My Sony Dream Machine
94. One Hour Photo
95. Sleeveless flannel shirt wearing dudes in Chelsea
96. Caller ID
97. Kosher Butchers
98. Vanilla air freshener
99. The Sad Trombone sound
100. YOU! Yes you...















HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Comments

  1. Redneck MommyNovember 25, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    I love how I came in just above "People who are uglier than me."

    You are lucky dude. Because if you lumped me lower than that I'd have to beat you.

    Still. I'd have ranked boners higher than me.

    Just sayin.

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  2. LisaNovember 25, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    I am the first poster of comments. Dude, great post and I am SO stealing your idea but I will give you credit it tiny hard to read print at the very bottom in a foreign language. I too am very blessed I need to sit down and pull my head out to remember just how lucky I am. Enjoy your turkey day with the girls and the Honey! ;-)

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  3. LisaNovember 25, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Dadnabbit Rabit, that Redneck Mommy pushed her button before me! Well, I oughtta.... Hugs and kisses....

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  4. ChrisNovember 25, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Guesshermuff.blogspot.com must be pretty awesome, making the list twice and all.

    And I'm with you on Atari's Kaboom and Jo from the Facts of Life.

    Kaboom, indeed.

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  5. MikeNovember 25, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Bro's before ho's! Dude, is #57 like when 2 dudes bump there fists or does this have to do with drugs? Can you clarify?

    Where's Graves???!!!

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  6. Baby Seil BlogNovember 25, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Guesshermuff 3 - babyseil 0
    I see how it is.

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  7. Formerly known as FrauNovember 25, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Great list.....Happy Thanksgiving!

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  8. Everyday GoddessNovember 25, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    You lost me at clowns.
    But won me back with caller ID.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    Ciao
    Elise

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  9. My Bottle's Up!November 25, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    dude, WTF?!?!? i am so NOT thankful for you now... or your jew guns. GAWH!!!!

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  10. My Bottle's Up!November 25, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    ooops, i posted two comments because i am THAT distraught!!! and now this is my THIRD!!!!

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  11. SurprisedMomNovember 25, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    Well. . . impressive list.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  12. Reservoir DadNovember 25, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Guess her muff is very educational.

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  13. SnoopysnowconeNovember 25, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    Dude, zombie movies come before kids, duh!!!

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  14. Barbara EhrentreuNovember 26, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving! Your list is so you!! I can see most of them except guesshermuff.com. Is it that great? Also gefilte fish? Who's grateful for gefilte fish?

    I'm too tired from preparing for preparing the turkey. Even for 4 people it is way too much work. But I'm thankful I can still do it for them.:)

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  15. My Bottle's Up!November 26, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    YES!!!!!!!!! I'M #32!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. ChristineNovember 26, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    LOL Great post!!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving to you and your beautiful family!!

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  17. Aspen Real LifeNovember 27, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    You are thankful for Steamers. I'm glad we have one thing in common!

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  18. Eggs McManusNovember 27, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Good list and very thorough.

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  19. OMNovember 27, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    Hmmm... I didn't even know I was such a pervert until I tried both guesshermuff links.

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  20. UnknownNovember 28, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    WPIX Pix game...wow my brain jolted as I have not thought of that for like 25 years...thanks for that one!

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  21. The Only GirlNovember 28, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    Sweet list - I'm totally with you on #74.

    We must be cyber opposites. I'm the wife living with all the boys and you're the husband living with all the girls. I feel your pain . . . can you feel mine?

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  22. Get Ready DadNovember 29, 2009 at 6:10 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  23. Dr. RexNovember 29, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    there's nothing like multiple choice vaginas!

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  24. MomNovember 30, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    And I am very thankful for having a special place on your incredible list of 100 things. YOU MADE MY DAY!
    I especially liked the photo of you strutting like a turkey. Your goatee is well suited in it.

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  25. JenniferNovember 24, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    I read this list last year, remembered it, and came back again today to read it. It's still an awesome list!

    Wishing you and your family a happy Thanksgiving.

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