The Lost Sessions...

A few days ago, a new Rock Band was formed.

This band was made up of an aging, guitar virtuoso and a talented, young, female lead vocalist.

He was hanging on to a fading dream.

She was ready for the spotlight.

Together, they collaborated for a fleeting moment in time.

And they left us, with but one song.

It turns out they both felt Out-Numbered.

Here are The Lost Sessions...



And for anyone who cares, here is my latest post at Mamapop:

Death Match: Lee Majors VS Patrick Dempsey

Comments

  1. Baby Seil BlogDecember 10, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Love it. (YEAH) What a great way (YEAH) to start my day (YEAH) -- [fade to black]

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  2. My Bottle's Up!December 10, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    magoo cannot stop pointing at the computer now and saying "MORE MORE LA LA!!!!!!!!!!"

    i love benihana.

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  3. StacieDecember 10, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    The Sasquatch battle cinched it for me too! Although, during the skirmish, I was unable to tell who was who due to their both having an unusually large amount of chest hair!

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  4. UnknownDecember 10, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Tooooo adorable!

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  5. AshleyDecember 10, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    I love you.

    "I like the 'yeahs'. It sounds more metal." bahahah

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  6. Caren G.December 10, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Loved every minute of that one!! xo

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  7. DanDecember 10, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    I noticed a few artistic differences there, but you got there in the end.

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  8. jdemottDecember 10, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Cute little girl you have.

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  9. A Daft Scots LassDecember 10, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    That was hardcore awesome!!!!

    What don't you understand about one strum at the end, Daddy?

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  10. Brian MillerDecember 10, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    lol. i love it!

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  11. AnonymousDecember 10, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Like Alison Krauss and Robert Plant.

    These are the moments that count. What a jem captured for all eternity. Congrats. You both rock

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  12. LauRieRosieDecember 10, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Wouldve clicked off AWESOME if it were an option!

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  13. Homemaker ManDecember 10, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    She is beautiful. You...take direction well. Enough.

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  14. ErwinDecember 10, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Very cool. Good job! Aren't those broads always the cause of bands breaking-up?

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  15. Lynn KellanDecember 10, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Now I know my ABC's.

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  16. MeDecember 10, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    You two are way to effin' cute!

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  17. Formerly known as FrauDecember 10, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    You guys Rock! I want to be your roadie when your take your show on the road!!Yeah!!

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  18. Otter ThomasDecember 10, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Great video! Those lead singers are always the boss aren't they.

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  19. Karen BodkinDecember 10, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    She's totally busting your balls dude. She'll make a great rock star one day. You however...

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  20. Sarah, Goon Squad SarahDecember 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    She is the awesomest kid that ever awesomed. EVER.

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  21. john cave osborneDecember 10, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    i believe that was five "i hate it"s before a "i hate it more than any other song"

    then, of course, it goes on to become "PERFECT!"

    great stuff.

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  22. snoopysnowconeDecember 10, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    dude, your daughter rocks and I love how she schooled you! you could learn a thing or two from that one...

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  23. EdieDecember 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    omg...you really are outnumbered man. she totally owns you! run, get out while you still can, soon she will be in the evil, sadistic tween years!

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  24. MegDecember 10, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Woah...you're totally whipped by a 7 year old! Does she make you sort her M&Ms by colour too?

    Honestly though? That was all kinds of awesome. She's gonna be a star someday. You? Well you might have to ride the wave behind her just like my Hotty Hubby is doing with our girl.

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  25. LeslieDecember 10, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    That was awesome!

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  26. A Daft Scots LassDecember 11, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    LOL @ Mad Woman

    I had to come back to watch you getting her arse cracked by a 7 year old.

    By the way, my Megan thinks your daughter rocks!

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  27. ronnibunny72December 11, 2009 at 6:40 AM

    YEAH YEAH YEAH! i love how u "tried" to sneak in a guitar solo and she would have none of that! awesome! YUV!

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  28. UnknownDecember 11, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Love it, you 2 are soo funny,,, 7 years old and rockin out... wait until she gets 14, OMG- your gonna be in for it!

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  29. jayslilsisDecember 11, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    gnarly dude, some bad ass stuff. YEAH!

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  30. MrsBlogAlotDecember 12, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    THIS was awesome!!!!!! I loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL! And that adorable little Diva who told you not to sing! Now that's a girl after my own heart (nice shred solo btw). I will wait breathlessly for the Black Album. It is sure to be a collectors item!

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  31. JaysDadDecember 12, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    The Lead Singer rocks and has a future but the guitarist sucks big time.

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  32. Out-NumberedDecember 12, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    The saddest part is that this goes on all the time. I coulda been a contenda. I coulda been somebody...

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  33. FrazzledWorkingMumDecember 13, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Absolutely brilliant!!

    You weren't bad either...

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  34. BellaDaddyDecember 13, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Bella is asking to join the band...

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  35. pixielationDecember 14, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    superb video! What a star!

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  36. Red-Haired FriendDecember 20, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    I certainly hope you changed before going to Benihana! That is so not the proper attire for Japanese Hibachi fare. Even for a fledgling rock duo.
    By the way, I think Miley is easier on Billy Ray than Sophie is...

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  37. sarah ultragrrrlApril 28, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    what a diva.

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