Official Announcement...

Pop Culture / Celebrity Gossip website, MamaPop.com, asked me to join their amazing team of smart-ass writers.

What do I know about Pop Culture?

Um... The 80's Rocked and Natalie Portman is smoking hot?

Anyway, the good news is that now you can get an extra dose of my bullshit, in addition to the crap I shovel over here. To make it easy for you, I've posted the link to my first column below. Just went live at 3p today!

Here ya go...

Dangerous Ball Tapping Practices Uncovered

I'll be posting there, every Wednesday at 3pm EST.

Please check it out. Do me a solid and leave me some comments over there. It'll make me look important.

Rock On!

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Comments

  1. LisaDecember 2, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    Oh, Jason, will you remember the little people when you become rich, famous, and jaded? Please don't forget us, you know the ones who carried you forward on a wave of awe and devotion. And don't forget, we got the Tweets to make it hurt if ya igore us! ;-) Congrats, Big Timer, Lisa :)

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  2. AnonymousDecember 3, 2009 at 3:13 AM

    Jason I am just here to make you look important.
    Not because you arent.But becasue you are yet have never really had a chance to show us all how much you can be. And so now joining Lisa, whoever she may be,to call you the ultimate big timers I can only say that you are my man of the hour. So let's tweet and toot and your words will lead me like the small aliens that enter my head when I run low on my medication

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  3. Lynn KellanDecember 3, 2009 at 6:18 AM

    You're on your way to world domination! I approve, because you always make me laugh.

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  4. marymacDecember 3, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    brilliant. congrats! can't wait to read more Jason!

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  5. MomDecember 3, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    This is an education! Congratulations, son. Pretty impressive. You are getting quite popular aren't you?
    How do you manage to juggle so much in so little time? Well, good for you! You never know where this will take you. I'm so proud of you.

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  6. The pale observerDecember 3, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    CONGRATS!!! Now more people can read your funny rants. You rock!

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  7. UnknownDecember 3, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    Okay, totally thought to myself when reading this: "pop culture, who really gives a shit!" but then I read your hilarious post and was spitting out coffee, laughing out loud, and thanking God my son is old!

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  8. StacieDecember 5, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    Way to go!! you deserve it!

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  9. StephanieDecember 6, 2009 at 9:45 PM

    WooHoo! Way to go!

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