My Daughter Is Sleeping Around...

Hoping this isn't a sign of future things to come.

Gonna go lock her in her room now...





































Maybe she's just really tired.























































Glad I remembered to put on her tights.













































































































This can't be good.



















Maybe she just takes after her Dad.

I've been known to sleep around as well.

Out-Numbered by big girl beds.

When in Rome...

Comments

  1. WeaselMommaFebruary 8, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Are those chastity tights?

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  2. Lynn KellanFebruary 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    My first thought was: "I hope no one with lice put their heads on those pillows before the Outnumbered family visited..."

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    It looks like the pictures from the not as popular Goldilocks and the 12 bears

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  4. Scary MommyFebruary 8, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    She is so cute!!! In a trampy kind of way, of course.

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  5. Caren G.February 8, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    She is the cutest little bed-hopper!

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  6. MikeFebruary 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    "...ignore me doing this, ignore me doing this..."

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  7. ChrisFebruary 8, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    So which one did she choose?

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  8. MegFebruary 8, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    What store is that? I love the blankets!

    I had the same thought as a previous commenter about the lice. Is that bad?

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  9. LoJoFebruary 8, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Man you guys have a lot of beds! The pic before she's standing on her head looks like she's an American Girl doll.

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  10. snoopysnowconeFebruary 8, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Um I had the same exact thought as Lynn about the lice, and bedbugs, and etc., but she is so darn cute

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  11. JenniferFebruary 8, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Too cute!!

    ~ Jennifer
    http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com

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  12. Toddler Knows BestFebruary 8, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    Bunk bed. Get the bunk bed! It's like a jungle gym for your room. Just my two-cents...

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  13. Out-NumberedFebruary 8, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    @Toddler Knows Best That's funny. Bunk beds are da shiz. We actually offered my oldest a bunk bed if she'd let her sister have her existing bed. She said no. Dumbass...

    @Scary Mommy Did you just call my 3 yr old a tramp? Thought so.

    @Mad Woman http://www.behrsfurniture.com/

    @everyone else Lice in a furniture store? Where do you guys live anyway?

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  14. WIDNEY WOMANFebruary 9, 2010 at 12:07 AM

    Lots of great options! What did you choose?

    Our 3yr old wore panties under her uniform with socks until the fall. Several times, I walked in to after school care to find her crotched tights on display for all to see. I can only imagine the show she was giving everyone before we had her in the tights. Hmmm...Maybe that is how little girls become the most popular...

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  15. ronnibunny72February 9, 2010 at 6:50 AM

    i was thinking about the lice/bedbugs thing too. but, she was having so much fun (and u too)
    YUV!

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  16. UnknownFebruary 9, 2010 at 8:50 AM

    As least she's sleeping around on beautiful beds with beautiful duvets!

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  17. My Bottle's Up!February 9, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    i like the one where she's sleeping while attempting a hand-stand... cuz i sleep that way too.

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  18. mepsipaxFebruary 9, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    I... I really don't know what to say. That is wrong on so many levels. However, it is for our amusement so it is ok..

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  19. john cave osborneFebruary 9, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    some say promiscuity is a sign of intelligence.

    okay, that's bullshit. no one says that. just trying to make you feel better.

    i was like "WOW, this guy has lots of small beds in his house," before i figured out that you were likely at a furniture store.

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  20. SPEAKING FROM THE CRIBFebruary 9, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    okay the comment before mine needs to stop taking sips of wine w/ the meds. just stop it already. lots of beds in the house.

    looking around first time visitor and no dad ever thinks they'll have daughter but when they do, they are so glad. except my dad. he still wishes he had 3 sons.

    i need to go to bed.

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  21. MomFebruary 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Absolutely adorable!
    Look how you can take a shopping experience such as this and put it out there for us to share with you
    in such an amusing way. I appreciate that.
    Did she decide which bed was "just right"?

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  22. Otter ThomasFebruary 10, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Probably the only time you will ever find humor in that comment.

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  23. MrsBlogAlotFebruary 11, 2010 at 8:45 AM

    LOL! How many beds are there??? Too many choices. That's the problem.

    Let's hope she grows out of it (-:

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  24. StaticFebruary 11, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Do you normally take naps in furniture stores? Are you a serial napper? Do they have "This person has been 86'd from:" posters in furnitures stores around NY with your picture on them?

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  25. PammerFebruary 11, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    It's amazing how tiny they look in those "big girl" beds.

    But the handstand takes it.

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  26. AmyFebruary 11, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    They start so young....

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  27. KateFebruary 11, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Ha ha the start of a slippery slope! Great post and pictures and how many beds do you have??

    Kate xx
    http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com

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  28. SabreenaFebruary 11, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    Don't men wish us ladies would stay blissfully unaware of what our skirts are doing when we sit or lie down? She is too cute, and keep remembering those tights. Have we learned nothing from Lindsay Lohan?

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  29. GabrieleFebruary 12, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Reading the headline I expected to hear that little daughter has taken to spend week-ends at girl friends houses.

    Seeing the photos, I couldn't stop laughing.
    What made them more funny were missing descriptions.
    Just this funny word play in the headline. All together so hilarious...

    My daughter so often asked if she could sleep over at different girl friends' homes. Her friends took her along onto trips also. Anyway, this was convenient, as we didn't have to fetch her home late at night.

    By the way, I also liked sleeping around, when very young. My lady friends say it's normal for girls.

    My son didn't like to sleep in any other bed than his own. Kids are different.
    May be, it was his turn to do like his sister later on - without mom not having a clue. Hmm.


    Then came the girls' slumber parties, when sleeping around really got out of hand.

    Just wait, what the future will bring you. Then, you might feel much less outnumbered.

    Not with slumber celebrations at your place, though.
    Sorry for the last nasty remark.

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  30. Steely DadFebruary 13, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Get yourself a shotgun. Done.

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  31. SherryFebruary 15, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Cute have fun with her as she gets older.

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