A Special Message From Captain America...

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  1. Redneck MommyFebruary 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    Laughing my ass off.

    TAKE OFF HOSER.

    You can hate our Canadian cockiness all you like but there is a reason we are cocky.

    Because we are the BEST.

    Bring it my Yankee friend.

    It's on like DONKEY KONG.

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  2. MahoneyMusingsFebruary 28, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    Dear god...I'm recovering from a bad case of food poisoning here. That didn't help matters. Feeling quite nauseous again.

    Lucky for me, the trip to the ER on Friday night didn't cost me anything, what with our health care and all. In Canada. So that's good. And when our team wins today, I will feel even better.

    Go CANADA Go!!

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  3. UnknownFebruary 28, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    No Tea Party commentary?

    Love this. USA, USA indeed. But I'll still take my Labatt Blue (or Bleue).

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  4. TwoBusyFebruary 28, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    Hockey cocky?

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  5. Brian MillerFebruary 28, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    lol. oh my...

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  6. MomFebruary 28, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Is that really my son, Jason??????????????

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  7. CarenFebruary 28, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    Aaron and I are crying laughing....GO USA!

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  8. Melissa P.February 28, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    I almost feel bad that I'm not watching the game...I loved this! U R so funny!! :)

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  9. jayslilsisFebruary 28, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Dude... I can't believe you put all that on and acted as a ventriloquist for a spiderman doll. I'm not surprised by your hockey dedication but you most be tokin' the ganj.

    PS - GO USA!

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  10. MikeFebruary 28, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    You don't have any money!!!

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  11. UnknownMarch 1, 2010 at 1:03 AM

    Classic! Now that the Olympics are over and the Canadians are back to their day jobs of Lumberjacks and Mounties, we won't hear from them for four more years.

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  12. ronnibunny72March 1, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    you are a sick guy! YUV!

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  13. LoJoMarch 1, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    You are wacked. or drunk? or stoned? or under the care of a psychiatrist? Love it...too bad it wasn't quite enough. USA is mourning this morning. Those damn cocky hockey players.

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  14. JaysDadMarch 1, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    Hysterical. Too bad they lost but it was a great game. Now I have to take shit from my Canadian neighbor Paddy.

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  15. Plastic MancunianMarch 1, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    So the USA lost did they?

    Shame! That serves the owner of this blog right for even contemplating any bad feeling towards Rush - the greatest band on the planet.

    And isn't Spiderman Canadian? Perhaps not.

    Anyway, bad luck, mate. At least the USA did something in the Olympics (unlike us guys from across the pond).

    Never mind.

    :0)

    Cheers

    PM

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  16. TheresaMarch 1, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Okay, I watched the game in my mother's hospital room. I watched them come back at the last second, only to lose in OT. USA still rocks!!

    ps. This was totally f**cking hilarious!!

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  17. Otter ThomasMarch 3, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Thanks for putting in the effort. Maybe next time.

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