Vodka & Diet Coke at 30,000 FT...

Family trip commence.

Witness my mad parenting skillz.

Airplane style...



Out-Numbered by clouds only...

Comments

  1. EdenSkyFebruary 15, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    Vodka is a crucial element to any family vacation. Well parented, Sir.

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  2. My Bottle's Up!February 15, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    ROFLMAO!!!!! bon voyage, my friend.

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  3. Brian MillerFebruary 15, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    lol. hope you have a good supply for the rest of the trip...

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  4. MikeFebruary 15, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Ronni's a sucker.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    I approve of this message.

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  6. UnknownFebruary 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    Ha; I've been there. You do what you gotta. Happy parents make happier kids, right?

    At least, that's how I justify it.

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  7. UnknownFebruary 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Oy, travelling with kids on an airplane - that is brave, my friend, that is effing brave!

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  8. MrsBlogAlotFebruary 15, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    Nice!

    Watch out for the great parenting hangover!

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  9. LoJoFebruary 15, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Looks like a commercial! Or a PSA.

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  10. Toddler Knows BestFebruary 15, 2010 at 10:01 PM

    can i hide that in my sippy cup?

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  11. marymacFebruary 16, 2010 at 6:16 AM

    LOVE. IT.

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  12. Formerly known as FrauFebruary 16, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    Breakfast of the champions!

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  13. JaysDadFebruary 16, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    Selfish piece of shit!

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  14. snoopysnowconeFebruary 16, 2010 at 8:17 AM

    I think you should submit that for a public service announcement about how to properly commence family trip...I'll be taking that advice when we leave on saturday, have fun my friend!

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  15. Keith WilcoxFebruary 16, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    What's the point of diet coke if you're drinking Vodka? :-) Love the music along with it!

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  16. MomZombieFebruary 16, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    I sure hope your wife had her own little cocktail mixed and ready. It takes two to effectively parent.

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  17. LisaFebruary 16, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    #1 Is this a new chapter to the Dr. Spock Child Rearing Series.

    #2 How much did Coca Cola pay you.

    #3 I hope your wife kicked your ass for having that much time to yourself on a "family vacation".

    Cheers!

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  18. jayslilsisFebruary 16, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    way to commence the festivities! can't wait to hear about it - love u!

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  19. Whatever comes to MindFebruary 19, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    OMG, I thought I was the only one that drank that combination~! =0)

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  20. Mary@Holy MackerelFebruary 19, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Now THAT's funny! And now I ask why I didn't think of that...

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  21. Mommy with a PenisFebruary 22, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Maxie: Who's him?

    Me: He writes a blog just like me.

    Maxie: Oh.

    Pause. You smile into the camera after a sip of Skyy and something.

    Maxie: I really like him.

    (Is it kismet that the word verification code I have to type in to send this comment is imommi?)

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