The Oscars Through Interpretive Dance...

It's Oscar Night and you can feel the magic in the air.

Tonight I want to celebrate the art of film, the only way I know how...

Through the Art of Interpretive Dance.

Please to enjoy.

UP



UP IN THE AIR



HURT LOCKER



AVATAR



A SERIOUS MAN



And the winner is...

YOU!

P.S. If you're in the mood to party tonight, come on over to MamaPop and join in on the Oscar night fun with a live open thread. I will be there. There will be dancing.

Comments

  1. A Vapid BlondeMarch 7, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    Since I live in the woods I have never seen any of these movies and now I don't have to so Thank You Sir as almost all of them seem to fall flat at the end.

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  2. LisaMarch 7, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    ROFLMAO! Is that men do when their families are away? I am first impressed about how hot you look in the leotard. Va Va Vavoom! I am proud to be an American at this moment.

    I think YOU should host next year. Bravo!

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  3. LisaMarch 7, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    P.S. I have just shown my 12 year tween what grown people do on the Internet. He asked me you were trying to be funny or if you were being serious. "Because if he is serious, then I would be really scared to meet him." RFLMAO even more. Thanks for the really good laugh. BTW, did you have all those props? If so why? HUGS

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  4. jayslilsisMarch 7, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    Wow dude, I can't believe that when you have the house to yourself this is how you spend it. Watching Up in the Air was painful, especially when you kept flashing your boner - eek (god knows what got you that way). Then Avatar obviously got intense with... the glitter and tumble rolls. Enjoy the new room while it's unfurnished, glad you're having a good time but this really was embarrassing:
    1. because you have tight ass pants that resemble a leotard
    2. you have green leg warmers
    3. you have a dreidel sweater vest which im hoping you wore to an ugly sweater party...
    4. we're related

    Nonetheless, I still love you. L'Chaim!

    ps- god bless ronni

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  5. LoJoMarch 7, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to be on YouTube?

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  6. BloggerFatherMarch 7, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    Interesting! I actually haven't seen the pornographic one!

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  7. Barbara EhrentreuMarch 8, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    ROTFLMAO!!! This was hysterical and loved the props too. How convenient to have an unfurnished room and were you wearing your wife's leggings?:) Also, you wound up on the floor after every dance. Was this a conscious thing or were you just too exhausted? It kind of reminded me of some of the things my kids used to do when they were younger, but without the obvious endowment you seem to have or were you so turned on by dancing you couldn't help it? If that's the case, stop blogging and try to get on So You Think You Can Dance or Dancing with the Stars. Hey if Kate Gosselin can get on there you can too.:) I might just watch if you were on there.:)

    Thanks for the laughs. They were really needed!!!

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  8. ronnibunny72March 8, 2010 at 12:30 AM

    a weekend to yourself and that's what u choose ? you are one funny guy! YUV!!!

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  9. Barbara EhrentreuMarch 8, 2010 at 12:34 AM

    I guess you were just busted:) About the sock, I'm crushed. LOL

    Didn't get to say how great it was that Kathryn Bigelow won as the first Best Director. Yay for women!!! I'm going to go see it now.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 8, 2010 at 1:55 AM

    You are a fucking waste of time. You think you're funny? Get a life

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  11. A Daft Scots LassMarch 8, 2010 at 6:21 AM

    Hysterical!

    Now that I've watched your vids, I don't have to see the films. Your interpretation is so beautiful, it moved me to tears..

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  12. JaysDadMarch 8, 2010 at 7:58 AM

    I'm not sure what was funnier...your little sister's comments or your videos. Either way, I'm speechless. It's wonderful that you can have such a great, creative time while Home Alone. You're amazing. Regarding the anonymous person that says, "get a life", it's obvious he has none. I love you son. Keep up the good work.

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  13. snoopysnowconeMarch 8, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    I don't think Ronni should ever go away again, especially because you borrowed her leggings. Is that a kosher pickle in your pants by the way? And where the hell did you find the dreidel sweater vest, I may have to steal that...

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  14. MichelleMarch 8, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Holy shit that was funny.

    I'm wondering:
    How long did this process take?
    Are those your daughters leg warmers?
    Is that a keilbasa in your pants?
    Can you film in 3-D?

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  15. GabrieleMarch 8, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    Hey, the actor in those videos demonstrated quite a bit of artistic talent for entertainment. That makes him much less outnumbered in our world of so many nobodies or Tom, Dick and Harries. Congratulations...

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  16. Eggs McManusMarch 9, 2010 at 2:44 AM

    If I still retained my post on the board at Juilliard these videos would have assured you a place in the incoming class.
    Remarkable work for an individual with absolutely no formal dance training.
    You have most definitely gone for broke here and succeeded brilliantly.
    Bravo, young man, bravo!

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  17. Sarah FaderMarch 9, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    What other way is there to celebrate the Oscars. Well done, Jason, well done!

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  18. Melissa P.March 9, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    these are things i love about this:
    1-that you're wearing your wife and daughter's clothing.
    2-that you still have your bar mitzvah vest.
    3-that you went to the store to buy all the necessary toys props.
    4-that you had an unfurnished room to play in.
    5-that this is what you did when your family was away.
    6-that you are so funny!!!

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  19. CarenMarch 10, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    I am crying from laughter from you once again.....you are too much! Too funny!! xo

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  20. lizMarch 12, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    that was beyond hilarious!!! you are one funny mother fucker. and, where the hell did you get that dreidel sweater vest from!?!!??

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  21. MomMarch 22, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    Do you think you missed your calling??????

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  22. Mary@Holy MackerelApril 2, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    I couldn't watch all the videos. That black leotard was turning me on too much.

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  23. UnknownAugust 11, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    HOW THE HOLY FRACK OF HELL DID I MISS THIS ONE????

    And you, me and Bugfrog were separated at birth. I can't wait to meet your wife and daughters.

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