The Wet Willy...

The Wet Willy:
Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

My Dad came up to visit this weekend.

My Dad likes to nap.

My Daughter likes to mess with people.

Grandpa + Nap + Daughter = Wet Willy

Ladies and Gentlemen... Class is in session.

Comments

  1. As Cape Cod TurnsApril 26, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Your daughter is hysterical. Who, pray tell, was coaching her?

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  2. JaysDadApril 26, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    I can't remember the last time I got a "Wet Willy"! What a great weekend. Thanks son, Ronni, and my beautifully funny and smart granddaughters, Sophie and Ruby. Of course, thank you Candice and Rob for coming and staying the night. I had a fabulous time. Love you all.

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  3. RobApril 26, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    LOL. Awesome video. Made me really LOL. I love the art of the Wet Willy and she does it perfectly. Wonder where she learned that from.

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  4. UnknownApril 26, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    Ha ha ha ---- that is totally awesome. Good for her!!!

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  5. PammerApril 26, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    Her laugh is fantastic.

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  6. Lynn from For Love or FunnyApril 27, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    I love your daughter's dramatic arm movements - she has such flair!

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  7. ronnibunny72April 27, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    she is hysterical! love the music! love you guys! YUV!

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  8. Melissa P.April 27, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    that is classic. I love the music and i love her!! :)

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  9. Rob MonroeApril 27, 2010 at 8:50 AM

    A little hint for next time - if you lick one end of a mini-marshmallow, they stick nicely to skin. Looks like dear-old-grandpa has lots of skin on top of his head exposed, too. #JustSayin

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  10. Real Dads HangoutApril 27, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Wet Willies never get old!!

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  11. Scott S.April 27, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    That is classic. Our dads must be related somehow because all my dad does when he comes to visit is sleep too. We always try to get baby bibs on him and then take the pics.

    She did a good job. I think you better watch your ears

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  12. SabreenaApril 28, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    The evil little cackle at the end was adorable. She really does have a flair for the dramatic, I have never seen a wet willy executed so expressivley. Poor grandpa, he suspected something was up but let trust get in the way of moving to a better location. Great video. Your daughter is absolutley beautiful and super talented in the fine art of pranking.

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  13. ultragrrrlApril 28, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    your blog is fucking hilarious.

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  14. AnonymousApril 29, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    that was fantastic!!! love that sophie!!!

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  15. MomMay 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    Cute!

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