Damn you, just when I am convinced that my Jaded Heart has given up on the idea that there really are great guys out there...you go and do this. Bastard! You should get like a 1000 brownie point from the wifey for that one...as in sex favors. :)
Dude, you're my hero. Dad and daughter moments just choke me up. The only thing missing was your super hero costume...on second thought, it was perfect just the way it was. (Your wife's a lucky lady.)
I was hoping that sexy alien bitches were going to be included!!! Yay me! I told my husband that he didn't have to wear aluminum foil on his head on Mother's Day!
Warning: Please do NOT read this post if you think your kids are perfect, if you are easily offended by inappropriate language or if you have a shitty sense of humor about your children. Continue reading only if you admit that your kids are annoying or that they have sucked at any point in time. I love being a dad. That much I can tell you. I can list a number of reasons that would support that statement but for now I choose not to. What happens to be on my mind lately is how much having kids can suck. I'm not saying that having children sucks all of the time but rather a majority of the time. I know that most parents think their kids are annoying. I know that most parents tend not to talk about this in public. I also know what parents think are annoying about their kids. How do I know this? Because I asked. This is only a small sampling of what you said: The fact that I have to fight with them to take a shower. They act like I am asking for a limb rather than just asking them to c...
When you hear a baby crying, do you clench your teeth? Or do you listen until you hear the breath of life, exploding from its tiny lungs. Do you appreciate all that it is worth to you. Do you appreciate all that it is worth to it . When you see a person that needs help, do you turn away? Or do you extend your hand? When you feel overwhelmed by life, do you cry because you can't handle it on your own? Or do you laugh because you know you don't have to? Have you ever tried for just one day, to not judge anyone? Or anything? Life starts right now. Every single day. Over and over and over again. Just for today, wake up with a new set of eyes. Just for today, wake up with a new set of ears. Just for today, judge no one and help anyone. Just for today, give until it hurts. There are 365 days in a year and you only have to live them one at a time. Hit the reset button. It's not as hard as you might think.
Men are simple creatures. We like steak and Doritos and tools. We don't like satin sheets or hairspray. We despise area rugs and/or tapestries and we absolutely loathe speed walking. We also like Football. We like to watch it uninterrupted on Sundays. And then this happens... Sunday afternoon 4:13pm. Two minutes before kickoff. Chargers VS Jaguars. Out-Numbered - All I ask is that you keep them upstairs until halftime. Wife - Fine. But I haven't had a moment to myself this whole weekend you know. Out-Numbered - I know. I love you. Wife - Whatever. Out-Numbered - Hey. Wife - Yes? Out-Numbered - Can you bring me some snacks? Wife - Go fuck yourself. Out-Numbered - Thanks Hon. She walks up the stairs. 3 Year Old - Daddy? Out-Numbered - Fuck me! Yes baby? 3 Year Old - Can you play supermarket with me? Out-Numbered - I'm sorry baby. Not right now. 3 Year Old - Why? Out-Numbered - Because Daddy is watching football. 3 Year Old - Can't you pause it? Out-Number...
Dude, "...including sexy alien bitches"? More like, "...ESPECIALLY sexy alien bitches," am I right? Word.
ReplyDeleteThanks, my friend!! That was great.
ReplyDeleteI'm posting a blog award for you on my site this morning.
Nice to see Ruby in the spotlight! Happy Mother's Day to Ronni!
ReplyDeleteDamn you, just when I am convinced that my Jaded Heart has given up on the idea that there really are great guys out there...you go and do this. Bastard! You should get like a 1000 brownie point from the wifey for that one...as in sex favors. :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
Thank you. That was amazing.
ReplyDeleteI love that girl! Great video!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat was cool.
ReplyDeletethis video was so sweet! cute song and cute little girl! :)
ReplyDeleteSo sweet - very fun. Happy Five-Weeks-From-Father's-Day!
ReplyDeleteDude, you're my hero. Dad and daughter moments just choke me up. The only thing missing was your super hero costume...on second thought, it was perfect just the way it was. (Your wife's a lucky lady.)
ReplyDeletethanks guys!!!
ReplyDeleteYUV!
I'd like to hear Air Supply cover that. On second thought, the original is too awesome to mess with.
ReplyDeleteThat was great. Where was Sophie?
ReplyDeleteI was hoping that sexy alien bitches were going to be included!!! Yay me! I told my husband that he didn't have to wear aluminum foil on his head on Mother's Day!
ReplyDeleteAwe, your daughter is too cute!
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