And The Winner Is... Are... Whatever.

OK. I'll make this quick, so I can get back to embarrassing myself on the interwebz.

Thanks to all of you sick bastards and bastardettes that participated in the "Do Witches Make Fishes?", signed book give away. I almost pooped myself reading this stuff.

Unfortunately there can only be three winners this time around but fear not, there will be other opportunities to engage in penned debauchery and mayhem.

Lastly, thanks to my silly Canadian friend and good sport, Tanis, from The Redneck Mommy for selecting the winning comments. I love you and all of your crazy Canuck antics! If you haven't already, please check out her blog. This post is one of my favorites:

The Tale Of Blue Thunder

Without any further adieu; here are the chosen ones...

The Panic Room
"So... Which one of you would like to discuss a Happy Ending?"

Lynn From For Love Or Funny
"Polygamy, Disney style!"

Karengreeners
"Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and the eighth dwarf - Gropey."

Good times.

If you are one of the above, hit me at: Witchesandfishes@gmail.com with your mailing address. The book will be available on or around September 7th. I'll ship em' off as soon as they're in my grimy, little paws.

Rock it!

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  1. karengreenersAugust 25, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    YAY!

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  2. DamitaAugust 25, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    way ta go guys those rock.
    The Panic Room
    Lynn From For Love Or Funny
    Karengreeners

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  3. The Panic RoomAugust 25, 2010 at 11:26 PM

    I have never won anything in my entire life. Did you hear the scream?

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  4. MrsBlogAlotAugust 26, 2010 at 5:54 AM

    These were the some of the funniest captions ever!!!

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  5. A Daft Scots LassAugust 26, 2010 at 6:04 AM

    Great Stuff!!!

    Congrats to all the winners.

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  6. UnknownAugust 26, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    I am gonna assume I came in fourth...

    Congrats to the winnes, very funny stuff! Guess I gotta buy the damn book now...

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  7. MikeAugust 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    Haha... excellent picks. I was going to participate, but after reading all of the responses, I realized there was no hope for me. They were all hilarious.

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  8. Sarah FaderSeptember 9, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Oh sad! I wish I had seen this. Great comments though! I'm buying the book anyway!

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